Birthday Cake

Back in the 90s, your entire world revolved around a guy named Zac who didn't know you existed. You’d sit by the window for hours, aching for a glimpse of his beat-up car driving past. To this day, the sound of a certain engine still makes you look up. It was also a time when cookies were just cookies. Life was simple; we’re keeping it that way with a soft vanilla cake dough, bright rainbow sprinkles, and a dense, buttery bite.

Pro-tip: Microwave 00:10 Trust us.