NOT GLUTEN-FREE
NOT PLANT-BASED
ZERO KALE INVOLVED
NO PROTEIN ADDED
THIS IS A REAL COOKIE

Before cookies got weird

Flour. Sugar. Eggs. Butter.

Some things were better in the ’90s. Back then, probiotics sounded like a robot part and cookies were just cookies.

Bakery-Size 2.3 oz (65 g)

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