Real ingredients
Unreal flavor
Remember when cookies were simple? We do. That’s why we bake like it's 1999 with real butter, sugar, eggs, and flour. Think Grandma’s recipe, minus the unsolicited life advice.
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Brave or boring?
The Blind Box
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FAQs? Seriously?
So why does yours taste better?
We missed real cookies. So we baked them, with real butter, sugar, eggs, flour, and zero motivational quotes on the box. And our Drizzle Packets™ are just here to tell all other cookies to sit down.
Any gluten-free options?
If you’re gluten-free, we love you, these just aren’t for you. Also, we’d have to change our name, reprint thousands of boxes, and Legal said absolutely not. Their exact words were "please stop emailing us." In bold. Twice.
Is this a cookie cult?
Not officially. But there’s suspicious enthusiasm on social media @eatglutenful, with 5M+ views, 272K+ likes, and occasional chanting.
Where are these baked?
🇺🇸 Proudly baked in the USA, with real ingredients, unwise levels of chocolate, and a whole lot of love.
...also, what if I want cookies, like, now?
Delivery in 2-3 days!
We’ll get there before your willpower returns. Orders ship fresh daily. Free nationwide shipping kicks in at $80.
Wall of Shame
"Forgive me, for I have snacked"
Welcome to the public cookie confessional. Tell us what happened. The box was full. You blacked out. Glutenful forgives all.
Find in stores
Ooey-gooey near you’ey
We’re putting classic cookies back on the map, literally. Who’s calling dibs?
Psst...
Something new is in the oven
We’ll ping when it dings.