NOT “BETTER-FOR-YOU”
NO PROTEIN ADDED
IT'S JUST A COOKIE
NOT GLUTEN-FREE
OBVIOUSLY
NOT PLANT-BASED
IT’S JUST A COOKIE
NOT A SUPERFOOD
NOT FUNCTIONAL
IT’S JUST A COOKIE

Before cookies got weird

Flour. Sugar. Eggs. Butter.

Some things were better in the ’90s. Back then, probiotics sounded like a robot part and cookies were just cookies.

Bakery-size 2.3 oz (65 g) Individually wrapped

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